My mishapen head

You cant tell from the picture posted above due to the strategically placed dog and the caculated way that my hair falls around my face but.... My head is shaped weird. I first learned of this when a boy named Skyler made the comment in the 5th grade. "It looks like someone hit you in the head with a shovel." Indeed it does. My head is the shape of a bean's profile. It protrudes out of my neck and archs like a question mark. I have the weirdest looking face I've ever seen, atleast until about a week ago.
I was getting and xray done of my face. This xray has nothing to do with my beanhead. Dr. Surey wanted to make sure that my septum wasn't diviated, (whatever the hell that means). He basically wanted proof of the way my nose is now, so that he wouldnt be blamed of any wrongdoing in the future. I guess he didn't want me sueing him after the surgery claiming that he deviated my septum, (whatever the hell that means). Anyway this has nothing to do with my mishapen head. It has to do with hers. The old chinese woman behind the counter at the xray office. Her head was just as weird as mine. No weirder. Wierder in the same way. The same way that Alexander the Great's head was weird. They have a name for this weird head syndrome but I don't know what it is. This woman could have been my twin...except that she's chinese and like 30 years older than me.
I'm hoping that this rhinoplasty will change the overall shape of my head. Who am I kidding? Well atleast it will remove the hump from my nose. A minor surgery actually, not a full nose job. Just a hump removal.