Wookie

Ok. You see that dog over there? The one I'm holding? I dont know why the hell I took a pic of myself with that dog!(Wookie- My 10 year old son loves starwars) I guess I thought it'd be cute or something. What's not cute and attractive about a woman with a cute obedient dog? OK The truth is....that damn dog is always in trouble. Im always punishing her and spanking her and yelling...OUT! While pointing to the sliding glass door. A few days ago I caught her chewing on Sophie's brand new #2 soft advent nipple at 3:00 in the morning. I heard her chewing on it and it woke me up. (Im a light sleeper) TOTALLY RUINED! She's chewed the hands and feet off of atleat five's of my 5yr old daughter's barbies. She's been outside for the last two days as punishment. I just finished cleaning off the porch...I gave her a bath and some attention. The reason why I write this is because I feel like a fraud. From that pic you'd think I was the best dog owner this side of the earth. But the truth is...My dog chews on things and I am forever spanking her for it.